PLOT 49

The Scent of Summer

2011-02-21T07:18:00.006Z

The far left corner of the allotment must have been lovely at one time. Gooseberry and currant bushes peek out through the brambles and the dry grass. Blackened Comfry, rogue Jerusalem artichokes, squatting weeds, they're all fighting for life. Despite the faded charm it's got to go, all of it. Trying to save one particular plant would be too hard, like playing pick up sticks but with added gnarled roots.

It takes a day, but I clear the ground. Armed with near-useless secateurs and a pair of tree-loppers I snip my way through the tangle of limbs. I'm accompanied by the sounds of a Police helicopter circling above, my Turkish neighbours digging and bickering, and Radio 4 drifting on the wind. Eric plays the station all day, until Gardeners Question Time comes on, when he promptly switches it off.

My tree-loppers gradually seize up. I have no oil or WD40 in the shed so I reach for the only thing I have to hand that might lubricate them; some Piz Buin suntan lotion, factor 30. It works, though the afternoon is punctuated with sense memories of last summer's holiday in Kos . Despite the cold, and repeated snags from the gooseberry thorns, I find myself thinking of blue skies and Greek cheese pie.

Bloom and revulsion

2010-10-12T10:40:00.026+01:00

The late afternoon sunlight highlights plot detail. Artichokes glow silvery and sculptural in the waning light; fading cosmos flowers drift, their lush foliage weighing them down to one side. Wind blown, they grow horizontal now, flower heads tilted upwards towards the light, nodding in the breeze, like half-asleep park-bench drunks.

I take my time cutting flowers for home, enjoying the quiet warmth of the evening sun on my back. My heart is still racing a little from the shock of discovering a mouldering rat in the far corner of the shed. Despite knowing it is dead, I half expect it to pin those black eye sockets on me; twitch, rise up, and dart out the open door.

I must think about building a new shed soon. This one is home to so many invaders.

Summer Passed.

2010-10-07T08:57:00.017+01:00

Summer rattled past in a blur, a steady cycle of planting and weeding that at times felt like a long train journey; one where neither the pleasant, ever-changing view from the window, nor the good book I'd brought along could ever fully hold my attention. After a time I would inevitably find myself flitting between one thing and another, not achieving much of anything, just feeling the miles and the hours slip by.

I blamed this feeling in part on Lou, and the compost bin fiasco. Sure enough, the wood he built my compost bin from had been stolen, from various sites around the allotment. But the one who noticed and complained (loudly) was the normally quiet, contemplative plot-holder Jorge. I felt terrible about the situation, and in doing so my cherished feeling of allotment calm totally vanished. Jorge told me stories of Lou's thieving and scheming in great detail and I couldn't help but be both amused and alarmed by them. For a man in his eighties, Lou, it would seem, has an incredible amount of energy "He's not right in the head," Jorge surmised. "He's also drunk half the time, he's got to go..."

And go he did, though not without a fight, or a screaming match with Jorge. The committee voted him out, for as the sign on the gate of the allotment states 'THEFT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED'. This eviction process took six weeks, however. When questioned about the stolen wood used for my compost bin Lou replied "What wood? What compost bin? I never even built one!"

Despite being booted out, I hear Lou still comes around. Apparently he cut a hole in the chain link fence and hopped in at dusk one evening. He was seen leaving that night with two large bag fulls of... Who knows...

With his departure came the return of calm and of my vacationing fellow plot-holder, Mohammad . I was quietly weeding, listening to the radio when I heard "My friend! How are you?" It was wonderful to see his smiling face, tanned from spending the summer in Morocco with his family and grandchildren.

"I've missed you my friend!" he called. "I would like to give you a hug."

He motioned to me with his open arms. Hugging him, I smiled to myself, realising Autumn was upon us.

That Sinking Feeling

2010-07-16T08:32:00.004+01:00

After repeated toppings up, and constant draining away, it would appear that the water level in the pond now holds (for a while at least) at about nine inches at its centre. In the middle it looks quite pretty and habitable; clear water, bulrushes and a water lily or two.

But at the sides it all turns a bit dark; a foot of black puckered pond liner slopes down to a shallow bank of muddy water filled spongy olive moss and something that looks like green felt, the bright baize playing surface for a gathering of skittish, water skating insects.

The green felt is actually blanket weed, grown fat from all the nitrates and phosphates in the tank water we've been using to top the pond up. I fish most of it out and add a little rain water that's been collecting in a bucket, thinking "when would be the best time to empty it all out and fix the leaks?"

Whilst I ponder this, peering into the water looking for newts, my eyes adjust and I realise that what I thought was the back of a water lilly bud is actually the frog, from two posts ago, still with us. He's clearly been riding the rising levels, feeling out the falling ones, whilst the bulrushes above him bend in the wind and sway with the breeze.

The Compost Bin

2010-07-15T09:38:00.008+01:00

I am now the owner of a part built compost bin, thanks to a neighbouring plot holder, Lou. Yesterday he interrupted my weeding reverie by calling out that "We had a meeting last night, and all the plot holders must now have a compost bin; which, I see you don't."

He paused, gently kicking some tufts of grass, and asked "What are you going to do about it?"

I explained that whilst I didn't have a compost bin, I did have a compost heap, which was a step in the right direction; and that I had two pallets at home waiting to be converted into a compost bin: I just needed two more. He then surprised me by offering to donate the two pallets needed, and assemble them for me, to which I agreed and thanked him. "That's really kind of you Lou. Thanks."

As I look at it today, the compost bin is now five pallets strong, and growing. The tidy, uniform side of the pallets faces in, the irregular, shabby side facing out. The pallets are held together with various planks of wood, some of questionable ownership. As far as I can work out (as Lou is hard to interpret sometimes) a fellow plot holder made off with some of Lou’s wood, so Lou stole it back and is now building my bin from it, for which the charge will be “fifteen pounds for the wood, ten pounds for the labour”.

And I thought it was just a friendly gesture.

As I appeared to be paying for it I thought It would be OK to contribute some thoughts about the design.

"Can the three sides be the same height please,” I asked, “and can the tops be level? And can the front section come off, rather than be nailed shut?"

These may seem simple requests but having taken a minute or two to inspect Lou's compost bin, they were important points to clarify.

After much rumbling and protestation about what was needed, and what he considered pointless, Lou wandered off and returned with a nice new gate/fence panel to use as the bin's front. This made me feel much better about the fifteen pound charge for the wood, but i couldn't help but wonder, what was I getting myself into here? "Lou,” I said, “I'm not going to find myself in the middle of something here, am I?"

He stopped hammering for a moment and pointed at me with a galvanised nail. "If anyone asks you anything, you tell them you built it yourself! Or, to mind their own bloody business!"

"I won't be doing that, Lou,” I said, “ I'll say a friend built it, if a stranger asks. But look," I said, pointing at someone walking past, "Other people have seen you building this for me today. There's no secret here." He laughed and motioned me away with a wave of his hammer, loudly muttering, as he returned to his work. Malcolm, the chairman of the allotment committee approached us, his eyes taking in the scene: Lou, the compost bin, the planks and the offcuts of wood strewn across the public path. He looked at me seriously, and, touching my arm, whispered in my ear: "If he bothers you at all, you will let me know, won't you?"

A Glimpse Of Newt

2010-06-23T07:02:00.001+01:00

The Leaky Pond

2010-06-22T08:51:00.006+01:00

I think the small pond on my plot is leaking. Last week I topped it up with 240 litres of water (that's 24 watering cans worth; and a lot of tottering to and from the watering tank) yet yesterday I saw that the water level had dropped again to just a couple of inches. Why could this be happening? Bull rushes grow in the pond alongside water mint, speedwells and ornamental grass. 'Could they just be using all the water?' I wondered. It seemed unlikely, but I thinned the plants out to a third and then paused before starting to refill the pond: I had seen a rapid movement in the water.

I'd been looking out for the newts as I worked but thought that maybe they'd been and gone, business completed. Peering into the pond I spotted a small frog, wide eyed and cautious, one rubbery hand gripping a green stalk for stability.

I topped the pond up with water, bucket fulls of it, putting in a small exit ramp for the newts, just in case they were still about; and over the course of the early evening I watched the water level sink slowly down, along with the summer sunlight.

A New Day

2010-06-17T08:55:00.003+01:00

Some Velvet Morning

2010-06-16T08:16:00.009+01:00

An ugly mass of black fly, as thick as velvet, has settled on the Cardoons. As a result, ladybirds are on overdrive, settling in for the long stay. As I watch them go about their business of feeding on these ebony interlopers, fighting, feuding, getting to know each other a little better, it feels like I'm viewing a scene from a Frontier town on a Saturday night. The ladybirds' backs glow bright and glossy, as if in moonlight, as they stagger around, from stem to flower petal, like a gang of gaily-attired drunks.

In places the black fly are so thick that all plant detail is lost; silvery Cardoon leaf and stem smothered by their powdery black bodies. I think of aging flock wallpaper, when the velvet print begins to fade and flake and see these patterns in the stricken plants before me.

I go to the shed and return with a paintbrush and a bottle of BUG-BE-GONE. For the next hour or so I brush off all the black fly I can, carefully avoiding the bright clusters of yellow eggs I hope will survive to become the new lady bird brawlers, out on the town...

That wonderful Bird Table Book...

2010-06-09T07:55:00.008+01:00

For Pests.

2010-06-08T06:25:00.009+01:00

My current allotment reading is 'The Gardening Year', by The Readers Digest Association Ltd, published in 1969. It's a book almost too heavy to read standing up, and smells of dusty conservatories when you turn the pages. It's waxed, linen-look cover feels like sun bleached oil-cloth and it's a rare day at the allotment that I don't find myself sitting on the grass, skimming through it's chapters before settling on the month of May's 'Vegetables: Guide to Cultivation' chart.

Dinocap
Paraquat
Simazine
Dalapon

The names of these ancient weedkillers appear like arcane gods again and again. After the bedside manner of more modern gardening books by the likes of Monty Don and Alan Titchmarsh this heavy use of pesticides seems renegade, lawless. But this book seems to suit the allotment, the strange poetry of it. I often see my neighbouring plot-holder John with a tank on his back, spraying his paths, trees, fruit bushes, anything goes...

His wife Wilma regularly brings me bits and pieces from their plot: asparagus, cauliflowers and yesterday the first of the seasons strawberries; deliciously sweet, mis-shapen and red to the core. She also brought with her a leaf on which a small black, furry looking beetle sat, it's back marked with yellow splotches, one front leg feeling the breeze as we looked on. "This," said Wilma, "Is a baby ladybird. Just in case you've never seen one before."

I looked for them as I weeded between the rows of puntarelle, spinach and peas, smiling as Mohammad called to me "You look like a scientist!" He wheeled his barrow to my plot and stopped. "Such straight rows. You're like a, what's it's name? An Archaeologist, on a dig."

A truely golden day at the allotment.

Illustration by Robert Gillmor, from the wonderful 'The Bird Table Book' by Tony Soper.

Frost damage.

2010-06-03T06:03:00.009+01:00

A harsh unexpected frost a few weeks ago has wiped out the fruiting plants on the plot. Tiny blackened plums, wizened burnt-orange gooseberries and shrivelled currants litter the ground. Skeletal clusters of grapes, blackened on the vine, are like charcoal scrawls against the pale sky, dead sweet peas rattle in the breeze, bleached white as beach flotsam.

It's what happens.

My friend Mohammad raises his eyes to the heavens and says, "This is the way - it's nature." He takes me on a little tour of his plot to show me the damage to his trees. "The apple's OK, the plum maybe not so. Just a few, look here," he points, "to the top" where I can see a branch with a few good sized fruits forming. We weave through the vegetable beds, stepping around cabbages and over seedlings until we reach his cherry tree. He smiles and presents it with a small theatrical flourish. It has a simple, heavy black steel frame erected around it which is shaped like a giant staple and draped from the top bar is a builders green mesh sheet. This swaddles the tree and is tied around the trunk, nipped in like a dress at the waist. Through the open weave of the fabric I can see the tree inside is covered in fruit. Every branch. He gives me a serious look and nods, "The birds, we'll beat them this year, no?"

She shoots...

2010-05-12T06:40:00.006+01:00

She seldom scores.

Six weeks of throwing rocks, stones, smallish pebbles, mis-shapen eggs of concrete, broken shingles, buttons, fragments of tile, and snapped, worn-smooth bottlenecks into a small black bucket have told me that I am never going to win the carnival game.

I don't need to throw a flimsy, plastic dart at an under-inflated balloon to miss the shot. Or launch an over-inflated basketball towards a too-small hoop to familiarise myself with failure.

Sometimes the bucket is close by, occasionally it's far away but the result seldom changes; I nearly always miss. Strangely, this doesn't bother me and I smile either way. It's good to know that if i absolutely had to bet, my money would probably be on the other guy.

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Peas, mice and praise for the Chillington hoe

2010-05-11T06:10:00.010+01:00

I stand dazed, in an untouched, overgrown allotment bed, as weeds, swaying grasses and nettles brush my knees. They've shot up, thick and fast, and the prospect of weeding them out, which seemed manageable before, is now daunting. The last stretch of gooseberries and currants that hug the tumble-down -fence are choked with brambles, comfrey, and tall grass, the wanted and the unwanted knotted together. A harsh twist of dark spiked leaves grows out of a gap in the thicket, the stems trailing behind, like lines of abandoned bunting snagged in briars.

I shake myself out of my reverie and remember that the allotment shop opens on Monday afternoons. I go there, (it's a large green portacabin in the nearby car park) and have a long chat with John the shopkeeper about gooseberry mildew, (which my plot has) and which size of bamboo canes to use for what peas. He also introduces me to an implement known as the Chillington hoe, a viciously efficient agricultural weapon, which I duly buy and use all afternoon to rid one whole bed of knotted weeds.

It's exhausting but satisfying and I feel like a cherry-red Grim Reaper in my bright poppy windcheater as I swipe the hoe across the ground, watching the vegetation fall. My compost pile is growing higher every day, looking more and more like a scruffy Jeff Koon's puppy.

At the end of the day I fall asleep whilst reading up on how to build compost bins. I dream of mice, eating the peas I've yet to sow, in the ground I've yet to clear.

Pond life.

2010-05-07T07:29:00.014+01:00

A cold and blowy morning gave way to spring sunshine, and by noon I was digging out weeds and old potatoes from the ground in just my shirt sleeves, welcoming the cooling breeze. I stopped for lunch at one and lay down by the little pool in front of the fruit bushes, head resting on my elbow, peering into the water. The reeds and emerging Lilly pads were clearly defined, illuminated by the mid day sun. Dead reeds, dried blond in summer covered the pond floor like abandoned pick-up-sticks, their shafts unusually bright and golden. Suddenly, I saw a tiny hand grip one of the reeds, as if using a hand-rail for support. It was a young newt, holding on to the reed like a child clinging to the rim of a municipal swimming pool, nudging its head over the top to see what was happening on the other side.

I sat there, counting four newts, as I listened to a programme on Radio 4 about how the recent brutal winters in Scotland have made it difficult for native birds and wild life to find food and survive. A Scottish lord told of how he'd found a nesting box on his estate containing eighteen comatose wrens huddling together for warmth. He took them home to his kitchen, and revived them in the warm Aga, feeding them grated Parmesan cheese until they were strong enough to be released.

As I listened, I felt a strong desire to take a newt out of the water and examine him in detail: the beautiful markings on his back, the tiny eyes, toes... Instead, I finished up my lunch and went back to digging out the beds. It all seems to be about digging at the moment...

Suspects number two and three.

2010-05-04T06:34:00.014+01:00

Suspect number two is Lottie (I think that's her name) and suspect number three her associate Gerald. There's something distinctly odd about them. I was at the allotment on Sunday at six AM and they were there, refilling their bird feeders. There's never a smile or a nod from them (which doesn't make anyone odd in my book), it's something other, something about the way they move; like sleepy insects. This is their shed, which I can't look at without imagining being inside, the sound of rain pattering on the roof, wind whistling through the rusted holes in the tin walls.

The Rhubarb thief?

2010-04-30T05:56:00.015+01:00

Though it pains me to say it, I think someone's been helping themselves to the rhubarb on my plot. A small thing, perhaps, but obviously affecting me as I have had strange, allotment-based dreams two nights in a row. The pilferer is considerate; kindly twisting off the emerging flower heads so the plants can concentrate their energies on growing edible stalks. Those vanishing blooms are a giveaway though, the tell...

I cock my head in thought, mentally compiling a list of suspects; first to appear from my pen to paper this morning was Ondine, (above).

Meeting by the rhubarb

2010-04-29T07:03:00.009+01:00

Line drawing; part of an allotment based dream I had last night

Saturday AM Brownies

2010-04-25T12:17:00.021+01:00

Classic squidgy brownies; moist and bittersweet. Very easy to make, very indulgent...
No chocolate chips, nuts, prunes or Armagnac in these (though all good), just plain, rich chocolate.

Saturday AM Brownies.

225g 70% Cocoa Solids Plain chocolate
85g Unsalted butter
240g Caster Sugar
75g plain flour
3 large eggs
Pinch of salt
1 tsp. pure vanilla essence

Pre-heat the oven to 175C then butter and line an 8 inch square baking tin with grease-proof paper.
Place the chocolate and butter in a heat-proof bowl and melt over a pan of simmering water. (Make sure the bubbling water does not touch the bottom of the bowl) Stir frequently until the mixture is melted, then remove from the heat and set aside.
In a food processor, whisk the eggs, sugar, salt and vanilla on high speed for about 2 minutes until the eggs are light coloured, thick and fall in ribbons when the whisk is removed from the mixture. Then stir in the warm chocolate and fold in the flour
Pour the batter into the lined tin and bake on the bottom shelf in the oven for about 25-30 minutes until a toothpick inserted in the centre comes out clean.
Cool in the tin on a rack and when cold, remove the greaseproof paper and cut into sixteen 2 inch squares.

Early morning light on nets

2010-04-24T07:35:00.001+01:00

Percussive sound

2010-04-23T08:49:00.019+01:00

It's a beautiful warm afternoon with a keen chilly wind blowing torpedo shaped clouds out of the bird blue sky. I dig the weeds from the soon-to-be strawberry patch, my fork lifting and gently pitching the clods of earth into the air, catching them against the prongs before they fall to the ground. The noise is a rain-shower and a rattle; strings of beads being lifted from a polished wooden dresser. The forks prongs vibrate, a struck tuning fork that resonates in my rib-cage. I get lost in the sounds of this place, it's all percussive, like the rest of the band have yet to arrive and we're the only players here, warming up, testing our chimes, wood blocks, snare-drums, practising our hand-claps. The overhead cables strung between the electricity pylons are the musical score, lines drawn on a blue enamel sheet of tin. I imagine the sounds of our industry painted upon it and smile at the thought of it as music; can see the trumpet player listening, his bowed head gently nodding in time to the rythmm until it's his time to play.

I bend down and blow into a cloche made from a cut-off litre water bottle and the sound around me warms, like switching the old radio in the bathroom over from "Speech" to "Orchestra". I wonder if the little seedling housed inside feels it too, or if it's just me and the wind.

The Strawberry Patch

2010-04-22T07:43:00.011+01:00

I can barely see the strawberry plants until I'm on my knees, peering into the long grass and then, there they are, smiling up at me saying 'Help!'. I start weeding around them but it's hopeless, as the grass has grown so dense that together they form a tufted rug; a weave of squeaky green shoots that lace between the strawberry stems, knotting them in a puzzle, like a tangled skein of threads on the reverse of a lady's abandoned woodland tapestry, crumpled in a pool of afternoon sunlight on the floor by a straight backed chair.

I start digging them out on impulse, but before long realise that there are too many of these little plants to go back into the churned soil of the narrow bed, with it's barricade of gnarled gooseberries and wild grasses at the back. They lie wilting on the ground but the light is beginning to fade and I see that I will have to wait until tomorrow to plant them out.

I decide to put them in the neighbouring bed which is big enough to house them comfortably, with rows between, rows big enough for small children to crawl down, thinking they're unseen, seemingly hidden by the strawberry netting (green like the ribbons of algae in summertime lakes) that is draped above them from stout posts, not realising that their shuffling movements, their little bums in the air (junior commandos on a mission), is a giveaway, one that causes kind, quiet laughter from adults watching from a distance, as the children snaffle strawberries which never tasted sweeter, the juice warm and sticky in the sun, the flesh soft and yielding, the tiny pop and crunch of the almond-shaped seeds that get trapped so easily between baby teeth; as they did in mine, and my brothers, when we were children at my grandfather's cottage, sneaking strawberries from under his nets, he and my parents watching and gently laughing from the window, witness' to our youthful foraging.

Animal Crackers.

2010-04-21T06:17:00.014+01:00

As a small thank you to a friend I made these shortbread biscuits yesterday. (Animal patterns are not compulsory). It's a traditonal Scottish shortbread recipe; you won't find any semolina or icing sugar here. To me they taste of comfort and Christmas, of welcomed tea breaks in cosy rooms, sheltered from the cold outside.

Elspeth's Shortbread.

6 oz plain flour
4 oz butter
2oz caster sugar
1 oz cornflour

Pre-heat oven to 175C, Gas mark 3.
In a food processor, or by hand beat together the sugar and butter.
Add the sieved flour and cornflour to the mixture and beat until it comes together to form a smooth ball.
Roll out the dough to half an inch thickness on a floured board and either cut into rounds, fingers, or shape into petticoat tails. (You can press patterns into the shortbread using a carved rolling pin or cookie mould. These aren't commonly available but you can get them at House on the hill, which is where my animal patterned rolling pin came from).
Prick the surface of the shortbread shapes with a fork.
Bake until firm, crisp around the edges and a lovely pale golden brown colour (about 25min)
Shake caster sugar over the top of the shortbread as soon as it comes out of the oven.
Cool on a wire tray and keep in an air tight container

Floral tributes.

2010-04-19T06:09:00.012+01:00

My Dad goes walking most mornings up a hill near his house. We always ask him, "Did you see your pals?", meaning the rabbits, buzzard, kingfisher and hawk.

My friends at Plot 49 would be the crow, the fox and my beautiful fellow digger Mo, with her stiff hand flexing unconsciously as she speaks; like a crab getting a measure of the weather, or giving directions to some lost travellers.

I like to work alone but enjoy my occasional tea and cake breaks with Mo. Her soft voice bubbles like water warming on the camping gas stove; her conversation a kettle full of small confidences, hopes and practicalities. I drift along, happy in the warm spring sunshine, still tasting clementines and almonds from my second slice of cake.

When I leave that night the evening sun is still warm. I see the crow, not ten yards away and watch him take flight, surprised to see a large rat dangling from his claws. Its outline looks like a giant cartoon mouse; first animated, then floppy. Their silhouette against the fading sun stays with me until, walking home, I spot at the bottom of the shallow stream that runs by the allotments an abandoned recorder . It's just like one I played at school and appears to be as unloved; an ivory plastic mouthpiece is clearly visible in the water, the chocolate-brown body half hidden in silt. Tiny Hawthorn blossoms float by like confetti, bright white and honeyed in the dappled water. Birds chirp in the evening light: a requiem for school music lessons.

Before reaching home I see in someone's front garden, by the porch door, a floral tribute, shaped like a pint of lager. It's a few days old but the packed chrysanthemums are still pert and vibrant; their chrome-yellow petals standing to attention, still vivid in their grief.

So many petals in one short journey home.

4 x climbing rose £4.00
3 x notebooks £1.00
1 x 8 inch pruner £1.98
3 x seeds £1.50
Total: £8.48

Broccoli Romanesco

2010-04-15T06:37:00.007+01:00

Despite fearing the cold nights, yesterday evening I planted out my first seedlings: Broccoli Romanesco; 12 tiny plants, 60cm apart. It's hard to imagine that they'll grow into spiralling shells of lime-green cauliflower, but I hope they do.

To protect them from the cold and bitter wind I covered them with some home-made cloches, assembled from kinked wire and the thinnest tomato-plant fleece. They lay flimsy, white and spectral on the dark freshly turned soil; tiny arrows of golden sunlight shot through the cloth, luminous in the greying evening air, like sparks falling, then fading, on camp-fire cinders.

A Visitor.

2010-04-14T06:04:00.006+01:00

I arrived at the allotment yesterday at my usual time of just before three. Despite the warm sunshine, sugared blue sky and gentle breeze I felt troubled, nagged by fears that jabbed at me unexpectedly, like the gooseberry thorns and stinging nettles which line the plot's tumble-down fence.

Steady digging helped, as did the repetitive acts of weeding, clearing and walking the buckets of tough roots up to the communal compost heaps by the site entrance. But still the thoughts whispered, skittering past like Saturday Morning Western tumble weeds, scratching as they brush by.

I worked on until, startled by a sudden movement, I froze. Only yards away stood a city fox, head hunkered down slightly, front paw raised in anticipation of his next step. We stared at each other, his beautiful toffee-apple eyes holding mine in neither a questioning nor challenging manner. After a moment he simply turned and trotted off, his surprisingly handsome coat and thick brush rich against the lush spring grass. More country fox than city.

After a while I realised that he'd taken my afternoon fears with him; as if I'd passed the baton over, or it had simply melted in the late afternoon sun. I paused and thought about my own animals at home and decided to grow some carrots for the rabbits. They don't actually like carrots, but they're in heaven with the tops.

Rhubarb pie, plum blossom and a bucket full of artichokes.

2010-04-13T06:41:00.015+01:00

A large bucketful of unearthed Jerusalem artichokes sat spilling over onto the grass beside me. As I raked the soil on a just-cleared patch of ground I heard a voice call, "What you be doin' with those?" "I'll take 'em home with me, if you don't be wantin' them!" I turned to see Lou, peering at me from behind my tumble down fence. "Oh, hi Lou" I smile and say. "Help yourself, there's plenty for everyone." He walks over, picks up the bucket, and walks off, leaving me with the stragglers on the ground. At that point I learned that with Lou, that you always have to say exactly what you mean.

So, when he ambled over later, asking about the fallen arch hiding in the long grass, the freshly cut boughs of plum-blossom and the pile of wood leaning against my shed I knew exactly what to say, and Lou knew where we stood. Though throughout the rest of the day I smiled at imaginary conversations with him, my closing line always ending with - "...you'll be wearing it as a hat."

John, an allotment holder and committee member for 35 years came over later to ask me about the sprawling plum tree at the bottom of the plot. "Are you intending to keep it?," He asked, "As it's well above regulation height and needs containing" He had helpfully brought his wife and chain saw with him.

Later, as I stood surrounded by severed branches and littered blossom I looked at the skies and thought of frost. I could see a projection of summer with a mournful fruitless tree and I felt sad and oddly guilty, though i knew it had to be done. To cheer myself I collected some rhubarb to bake a pie and carrying the shortest branches with me, walked slowly home, plum blossoms drifting gently in my wake.

Rhubarb and Apple pie

For the Pastry:
225g plain white flour
pinch of salt
100g butter
very cold water

For the Filling
2 large Bramley apples peeled cored and sliced
5 large sticks of rhubarb
80g-100g caster sugar
pinch of cinnamon
few drops of vanilla esscence
a little milK
caster sugar for sprinkling

Pastry

Sift the flour and salt into a mixing bowl.
Rub the fats into the flour. When the mixture starts to resemble damp breadcrumbs, sprinkle over 4 tablespoons cold water over the surface of the crumbs.
Using a long, round-bladed knife, start mixing, cutting and pressing the mixture against the side of the bowl. If the mixture still looks crumbly add a very little more water. Use your hand to knead the mixture round the bowl until it leaves the sides more or less cleanly.
When you have a smooth ball of pastry, wrap it in foil and leave in the fridge for 20 minutes before using.

Pie

Set the oven to 200C, gas mark 6.
On a lightly floured board, roll out half the pastry to form a circle and line the pie plate with it. Moisten the pastry border with a little water
Place the apples, rhubarb, sugar cinnamon and few drops of vanilla on top of the pastry.
Roll out the remaining pastry and cover the fruit. Press the edges together well and scallop them with your fingers or crimp with a fork.
Roll out the trimmings and cut into decorative leaves. Stick the leaves to the pie top with milk and then brush the entire surface with milk. Make 2 slits in the centre of the pie and sprinkle with caster sugar.
Bake for abour 30-35 minutes until crisp and golden

Best eaten on the day it is made, or store in the fridge for 2 -3 days.

Uncovering the first bed.

2010-04-12T05:59:00.022+01:00

Yesterday, by the first water tank, I discovered 2 tired-looking fruit bushes, their stems strong but bent and dusty, like bloomed chocolate. They had been growing almost horizontally amongst the tall grass but now, free to move, their branches sway and bob in the gentle breeze. They look to me like dark fingers of coral being nibbled by tiny green fish. Their spring growth is vivid; emerging blackcurrant leaves acid bright against the freshly turned soil.

I listen to music as I work, clearing the first bed for planting. Thick cords of couch grass crowd dark orange earwigs in my weed bucket. I think of last night and the trumpeter we saw in Soho. He so reminded us of a distant friend that the performance resonated deeply and I felt a surge of love and melancholy for him on stage, lumbered with an unpleasant stand-in piano player whose name he somehow remembered to forget.

hedge shears £2.98
bucket 97p
3 x propagator top £2.34
total £6.29

New windows, old seeds.

2010-04-10T07:50:00.021+01:00

As I'd hoped, the wood pile provided and the shed is now brighter, thanks to some sideways-sash windows and small potting ledge/window sill. In celebration I sowed some seeds I had to hand. Found in the junk drawer, I knew them to be badly treated and out-of-date but planted them anyway. I had a good feeling about them, like finding a lost credit note that's still in date, or being a kid again and discovering lemonade bottles tucked away in the garage that you could return to the Cresta man, for 5p each.

The seeds were Puntarelle, Lettuce 'All year round', and an unopened, yellowing packet of some mysterious CRNFLTM (Cornflower, tall mixed?) their names scribbled on small, new copper tabs (£1.99). The Puntarelle I bought after a trip to Rome. The thought of its bitter frilled leaves, stems split, curled and tossed in anchovy butter made summer feel much closer - but Rome seem so far away.

After completing my patchwork replacement window, accompanied by a curious onlooker and his 'you don't want to be doing that' comments, it felt good to be tucked away behind glass, sowing seeds, my hands moving in small ways. I loved the quiet sounds and the wind, whispering through yet-to-be-filled chinks and cracks.

Small jobs present themselves to me as I work, like new friends tugging on my coat-tail. I jot them down in my little red note book and call it a day.

rake £3.98
fork £5.98
spade £5.98
5 x compost £4.85
discount - £1.96
total £18.83

Just a note...

2010-04-09T08:51:00.018+01:00

There is a part of me that is fascinated by the small things, the minutiae of the everyday.

I was once spotted reading an article about a day in the life of the world's tallest man:
"You're really enjoying that, aren't you?"
"Yes", I laughed, "it's brilliant!"
I read back my favourite section:
‘Every morning I rise and feed the pigs,’ says the world’s tallest man.
‘And for my breakfast I have black bread and cheese’.
What an amazing article! I thought.

Plot 49 - It's possible that it may all be a bit black bread and cheese. Though it will have to raise itself high to match a day in the life of the world's tallest man.

Also...

Andy Warhol religiously noted the cost of his daily expenses in his diaries.

(See image above)

I don't think he was a penny pincher, he just liked to note it and know. I'll try and do this too. Though possibly... I won't want to know?

Starting now:

2 x padlock £1.98
2 x hasp+bolt £1.98
trowel 99p
fork 99p
total £5.94

The Raggedy Shed

2010-04-09T06:43:00.005+01:00

I arrive at the allotment carrying a heavy shoulder bag filled with basic DIY and gardening tools. The spray of 99p shops in our area makes it possible to double up on hand tools and invest in new hasps, padlocks and bolts without fear of penury.

The shed itself is rotting, though charming with it's still bright, blistered paint and faded wooden bones . One gentle kick and I see it winded and sagging; a cardboard clothes carrier left out in the rain. It's simple to remove the old padlock and swap it for a new one but with the door gaping wide at the bottom it will have to be patched up and a second lower lock fitted to keep it closed. It judders, bends and finally splinters upon opening but digging out the surrounding soil should clear it's path.

The small window at the front is a loose pane of glass held in at only one corner by a few inches of aging putty. It moves like it's clamped between tiring teeth.

At home I have a random wood pile. Things I was collecting to possibly make a cold frame from. It should provide me with what I need; a patchwork of strips, planks and screws to keep the wind out. And possibly the mice (or are they rats?) The small tunnel in the corner suggests something that scurries, as does the strange morning bus shelter smell but it's all fine. When the door closes a calm swaddles. The low windows frame the pale grey spring sky, the panorama a pencil drawing; a skeletal fence with shredded bin bags knotted tight in rows along the wire, fluttering in the breeze. My small flask of coffee and nub of chocolate taste incredible, black and bitter as imagined crows locked out in the cold.

First view of Plot 49

2010-04-08T11:06:00.005+01:00

I received the call at dusk on a wet evening in early Spring.
"You're top of the list. If you're still interested?"
The question caught me off guard, like a surprise smile or a wave from some distant, only-dreamed-of lover.

"Yes, I'm still interested. Thanks."

We met at the entrance the following day, Peter with his paper folder and solitary key. Once through the scraping gates, with their timeless chain and fist-sized padlock, the site opened before me; a prospectors field, pin-pricked by shacks, distant scarecrows and medal ribbons of thick black plastic. Wind tripped through ragged flags and leaning canes as we made our way along the grassy path towards plot 49.

Upon arrival, it feels unbelievably special. A strange calm is offered by the boundaries. The neon dogs of the neighbouring stadium, frozen mid race, watch from the wings, whilst a steady thrum from the towering electricity pylon seems to blanket all in quiet industry. There is growth and renewal here, sleeping vines and rising sap.

Best of all, there are bones and shape to the plot, ten rods of thought and moments of love visible through the grass, a strawberry patch partially hidden, rhubarb crowns unfurling in a discernible row, ancient gooseberries and raspberry canes become one with a step-over tumble-down fence. At the end of the row a wind-blown plum tree, already braving it's first buds of blossom, beds down with wild brambles and a godsend of a water tank.

There is but one bright splash of colour on the plot that day, a vivid turquoise green that suggests Cuban taxis or cheap motels but belongs instead to the shed door. It's padlocked, though the door lists to one side, like a drunkard’s tie, to reveal the glimpse of a bench and a tool space at the rear. It's shelter brings promises of tea and string, jam jars of assorted tacks and nails and a home for my rusting hammer.

I thank Peter and sign the lease. The key is mine now and for the cost of one pound a week I have tenancy of plot 49 and all it reveals.